Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?
Is this Iron Man 2?
Shut the fuck up don’t compare the masterpiece, Jingle All The Way, to your plebeian Hollywood trash.
This is Grýla, an Icelandic monster who ate bad children before Christmas.
You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
Or an Icelandic monster will fucking eat you.